My Kind Of Election

"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt) 11/08/2016 at 20:00 • Filed to: None

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My stepdaughter’s Pre-K class held an election of their own today. Both candidates (chocolate chip and Oreo) were strong in their own right. I think it was a tight race, but we all know the winner today was the kids.

InFierority Complex > Matt Nichelson 11/08/2016 at 20:38

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I hope chocolate chip cookies and oreos provided so they could get some first-hand experience with what they were choosing. This is serious business.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Matt Nichelson 11/08/2016 at 20:43

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Winner in the kids cookie election, clearly the kids. In the adult election, tonight, we’re all losers - it’s just a matter of to what extent.

Also, Oreo. Unless its a chewy chocolate chip, in which case, chocolate chip.

Matt Nichelson > InFierority Complex 11/08/2016 at 20:48

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Indeed. Cookie elections are very serious! And yes, they did get first-hand knowledge of both candidates.

Matt Nichelson > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 11/08/2016 at 20:50

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I thought it was cute. Just imagine if we were all voting on a cookie instead which idiot we hate less.

Chewy chocolate chip gets my vote every time.

StoneCold > Matt Nichelson 11/08/2016 at 21:07

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Do we support the pro-bussiness, milk dunking Oreo that might be in Nabisco®’s pocket?

Or the grassroots, homemade chocolate chippers that strive for ideal taste and chewiness but may only result in blackened, burnt disappointment?

I swear I’m fun at parties.

Matt Nichelson > StoneCold 11/08/2016 at 21:10

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That is hilarious! I like the thought put into it.

shop-teacher > Matt Nichelson 11/08/2016 at 21:49

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This is an election that you can’t lose!

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Matt Nichelson 11/08/2016 at 22:37

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I like it. Did anyone write in Peanut Butter, I wonder?